And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
This house was built for laser tag.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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