Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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