i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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