You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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