I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The best revenge is premature balding
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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