yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
organizing the empties. That sober.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I have fence marks all over my body
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
