Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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