I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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