You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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