You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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