if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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