I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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