If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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