you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
