Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
