you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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