look no pants
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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