we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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