I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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