You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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