do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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