i can't believe i had my finger in that
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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