I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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