there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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