At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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