Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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