Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
only you would photoshop your dick
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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