we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
All the doctor said was why
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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