so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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