Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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