Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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