forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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