Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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