Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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