Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i think i have two assholes
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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