Fine. I'll sleep in my office
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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