he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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