I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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