She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
this will be a night to untag.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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