I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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