So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
