I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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