It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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