i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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