it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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