Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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