Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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