You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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