Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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