Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
