Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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