adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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