Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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