All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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