i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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