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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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