Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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